Nov08
Courtney
WE’RE GETTING OUT OF THIS CASTLE, FINALLY
The Fourth
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The Fourth is amazing. He knows all about story (dungeon?) structure.
As if the boss would tell the minions where the super secret paths in the boss room were.
wow, amateurs.
Well, he’s right, they should’ve…
This is like, the happiest Derk has been the entire chapter. It makes me smile too. :3
…is that a milkshake?
Yup! Same as he had earlier in the chapter. It’s strawberry!
Don’t tell anyone else. Skarva says they’re the blood of his enemies, and the poor thing really needs a W after that whole Bucket-Sponge debacle.
Snarky Skärva is best Skärva <3
So he’s at his best 90% of the time. Good for him!
Before they leave, they should grab the life-up.
Come on, it’s probably down in the cushions of the throne. It’ll probably look like a heart with a glowing energy core? It’ll definitely be glowing.
I think the original soldiers that came to retrieve Bladud probably got it. Before he was executed.
That being said, I’ve been doing a three-heart run of Ocarina of Time and one time the heart appeared pretty much right on top of me after the battle and I ran into it and had to do the last part of the dungeon again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I had a thought; skärva knocked down all the people in the fan room, stating the bubble kept them in and they could climb back up…then the bubble popped and the castle fell…are they okay?
Don’t worry, they had time to climb back up! No one died for the making of this comic (at least in the present day)…
Nah I’m sure they’re fine. As every one knows, the more massive the object the faster it falls. Therefore, the castle got to them before they hit the ground and they just grabbed on and climbed their way back up. Come on people, it’s basic physics!
Uh…. yeah! Plus this is a video game world, they can probably double-jump. That bought them some time.
Hehehheheheeh. Always love this comic I do.
And we love you!
I love Skarva’s expression in the next-to-last panel.
He’s just all “Look at me. Now look at you. Now look back to me. You are NOT me. I am a genius. Now look at you. You’re not escaping this castle. BACK TO ME. I’m on a throne slowly descending into the floor. I have a hot babe AND a bouncer. Now look at you. You have a dusty old library and you can suck it.”
Old Spice: Tiberiusness
NO, WAIT.
“Tiberiousity”, by Old Spice.
YES. PERFECT.
This is one of my favorite comments. Although now I have to wonder what Skärva’s distinctive musk smells like. I’d be afraid it’s kind of fishy.
I imagine the scent thusly.
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power-of-will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name.
If Skarva had a mic he’d be dropping it.